“God bless you!!!” I just said that to my buddy, Adam while he walked up to the apartment to get my DVD copy of ” My best friend’s girl.” This being the third movie we’ve decided to watch since we started to get drunk, he found it pretty fast. I should probably change up my DVD collection, so people can’t find their way around it so quickly. At any rate, Adam keeps babbling and all I want to do is marvel at Diora Baird’s immaculate breasts on the flat-screen. My idea of hell is an eternity of choosing between her and Keeley Hazell, but not actually getting either one…. Breasts are my kryptonite. ” Pop that pussaaaaay, Heeey, hug me, hug me, hug me!” Now, after a quick trip to wal-mart where I spent nearly every last dollar I have, we return with a DVD copy of “The Boondock Saints 2,” and Brutal Legend for my PS3. I’ll rejoin after the movie… OKay, I lied. We took a break (intermission) to have some turkey sandwiches. So far,… great movie. Enough of the first movie without being a shameless copy or any other overt money-making scheme. I am about 10 sheets to the wind and let me tell you something. The wind is a little bitch. We had a bout the weirdest time at wallyworld trying to lull the unwashed, fat, twilight extra-reject working the electronics section out of her half-ambien stupor long enough to figure out which key unlocked the game cabinet so I could get my 20 dollar game and be on my merry way.
Important update: I am awesome at drunk blogging!
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